saw your face a year ago
you said you'd give me a blow
if I would just be your new friend
so what do you think
i went up on that bet
and as I regret
i hope your not upset
'cuz its something that could have happened
but never happened
so what happened?
i want to ask you what went so wrong
but its been so long
was it the time when you were all in my head
keeping me awake when I was lying in bed?
was it the time I was playing the fool
acting moronic but trying to be cool?
was it the sweet smile you had on your face
that made my penis raise and my heartbeat race?
i want to tell you how I really felt
but I don't want you to know how long I have dwelt
on you
there was a time when things were looking good
there was a time when nothing could get in my way
there was a time when you were looking good
that was then
this is now
so please just go away

once again I think society's corrupt and this world is turning to shit
it seems that everyone, all they ever want to do is fit
in
can't they see that something wrong?
i wonder if they even notice
once again I think my best friend is moronic and he doesn't even understand
why doesn't he just open up his eyes and try to be a real friend
won't let this world drag me down
i know i've been pushed around
by the people who think they control
and of course they've yet to show me how
they consider this right
and the people in the high position
who rule the world with their decisions
now I hope they see what they've done

Once upon a time I got really fucking drunk
we drank all night
we drank everywhere
we drank on the side of the road
we didn't care
then I went for a ride in a friend's car
he didn't drink so everything was alright
until…
the car stopped
the engine turned
and so did my head
on to the seat
i fell asleep
i wished I was dead
you know it really blew
i wish it happened to you
and then the car stopped
but not my head
out came some vomit
and hit the cement
at least it didn't hit the car
we went into a restaraunt
they got some food
i barfed a lot
and got the police called on me
i ran into
the bathroom
and passed out in the stall the
cops they
searched my friends car
they didn't find any beer at all
you know those fucking dicks
they told my friend's parents
they thought he was drunk

I don't know her name
not a thing about her
all I know is that she's got a big fat mullet
don't know what goes on inside her head
not a clue
i just hope she doesn't try to cut it
oh yeah i'm in love with her hair
she could be anyone
i don't even care
when I see her hair
my eyes automatically stare
watching the eighth wonder of the world
and I guess this is fate
another day I have to wait
until I see that doo
oh yeah i'm in love with her hair
she could be anyone
i just don't even care
and I know its getting rough
she's coming down with a bad case of dandruff
mullet girl
i don't know her name
not a thing about her
all I know is that she's got a big fat mullet
don't know what goes on inside her head
not a clue
i just hope she doesn't try to cut it
oh yeah i'm in love with her hair
she could be anyone
i don't even care

hi, how are you?
i'd like to shake your hand
and don't you know that i'm your number 1 fan?
what did you say?
go away
i think your gay
every day
stay away because you are not my friend
mr. nice guy
try to play that innocent role again
try to be everybody's best friend
what did you say?
go away
i think your gay
every day
stay away because you are not my friend
yeah mr. nice guy's such a queer
he'll tell you what you want to hear
like:
"i thought that he really liked me
i don't know why he wants to fight me"
and:
"hey man your really not that fat
by the way i'm starting a band"
"i don't drink just for attention
and i'd really like to mention
i'm an alchoholic and proud of it"
you are two-faced and being realized
i won't quit until your totally despised
what did you say
go away
i think your gay
every day
stay away because you are not my friend
oh yeah mr. nice guy's such a queer
he'll tell you what you want to hear
he has curly hair
and pimples every where
he's so lame I swear
watch out for this ass
he'll throw you away so fast
just like a piece of trash
oh yeah mr. nice guy's such a queer
he'll atack you from the rear
oh yeah

hey jake
you're fat and I hate your ways
you talk shit but not to my face
you are just another fool
trying too hard to be cool
hey jake hey jake hey jake your fat and I hate you
can't think for yourself
you have to rely
rely on someone else
someone to tell you what to do
someone you consider more punk than you
hey jake hey jake hey jake your fat and I hate you

I put my shoes on then I'm out the door
I think your just another whore
But I don't care this time
I wait a minute then I start to think
I turn around and I start to sink
In what I'm meddling in
The bathroom smells like shit
I know your sick of it
Why don't you call the plumber
Christmas decorations are still on
I know they're nice but come on
Its half way through the summer
I can't believe this mess
You know I must confess
Direct me to the phone
And all I can see
Is a tower of dreams
And real love bursting out of every
Seems to me sometimes when I am hiding in my mind
That I am stuck here and there's no way out of the mess
That I'm in and i'm fine within
I'm falling now

she sits in the next row in english class
i think she's got something up her ass
and she should shave her black mustache
she really should yeah
she thinks she knows everything about
giving head and there is no doubt
that she only does it to her own
family
she tried to give brian head
told him to meet her in the parking lot
i think he'd rather be dead
but if he were clint
maybe not
she's always crying and complaining
how she hates both me and ken
how were just little boys
compared to her big men
b-b-beard
she always says she drives by me
blasting music with a ciggarette
i think she should just shut her mouth
'cuz I can smell her dog's dick
she sits in the next row in english class
i think she's got something up her ass
and she should shave her black mustache
she really should yeah
where do all the bearded ladies come from nowadays
i think they come from the planet of the apes
a little too much mashed potatoes and gravy
and here we have the bearded lady

what the fuck is going on again
and I don't even care anymore
what the fuck did I do to offend
and have you walk out the door
of my life
I Can't believe a word that anybody says
'cuz everyone talks out their ass
i hope you don't misunderstand my purpose
'cuz I am falling so fast
Falling fast
Is there anything I can fucking do
to make right what you made so wrong
is there any way I can be with you
'cuz I have wait so long