we're 1 8 fuckin z! we never miss a beat
listen to this shit we got! its really fucking sweet
super mario on the station, we Don’tuse the cheats
pick up that controller, get ready for defeat!
taggin up the spot and running from police!
the same thing every day, it Won’t ever cease
we want to commit crimes! why Can’t we make peace!?
we're just trying to advertise our next release
party in the bathroom
party in the hall
someone is puking in the bathroom stall
jumping on the couch
and spillin on the floor
and now the cops are knocking at the front door
party in the bathroom
party in the hall
someone is puking in the bathroom stall
jumping on the couch
and spilling on the floor
and now the cops are knocking at the back door.
 

Your name might be bob saget
But that doesn't mean you're a faggot
You may be a maggot
But still not a faggot
You're bob saget
 

Drinkin', drinkin' Jolt all night
Helpin' me keep on the light
Playin' my Nintendo
But I have my Mario
And I have my little Toad
They will keep me company
When I play them on TV
I beat the bosses on each level
And now it's your turn to settle
Bowser you can suck my dick
After I poke you with a stick
I will stay up all night
Just so I can win this fight
But that cola's goin' down
It's makin' me dance around
Jolt is kickin' in alright
I might have to pause this fight
Up, right, down, down, side to side
Jolt is goin' to win this fight
 

I started out with Sega Game Gear and I loved it a lot
I always though it was very stylish with Ren and Stimpy in the slot
Then it started getting heavy and I started getting bored
But we all know that Nintendo's GameBoy was something that I could not afford
I'll always love you Sega Game Gear
With your 8'x4' measurements
I'm sorry that I betrayed you
When I got GameBoy for Christmas present
 

It's 2006 you guys,
It's zombies positive year.
Get crunk on the floor,
Our shit is pumpin' in your ears.
Turn it up now,
Posi mutharfuckers!
Positive! zombies bumpin'.
We don't want your shit
[hey kids get in the pit!]
We don't want your shit
[hey kids get in the pit!]
We don't want your shit
[hey kids get in the pit!]
Don't like what we spit?
Thanks anyway, its a hit!
It's 2k6, let's be p-o-s-i.
My resolution is, p-o-s-i.
It's 2006 you guys,
It's zombies positive year.
Get crunk on the floor,
Our shit is pumpin' in your ears.
Turn it up now,
Posi mutharfuckers!
Positive! zombies bumpin'.
We don't want your shit
[hey kids get in the pit!]
We don't want your shit
[hey kids get in the pit!]
We don't want your shit
[hey kids get in the pit!]
Don't like what we spit?
Thanks anyway, its a hit!
It's 2k6, let's be p-o-s-i.
My resolution is, p-o-s-i.
It's 2k6, let's be p-o-s-i.
What the fuck it's p-o-s-i!
I think you've got the point.
We've got a new idea.
We don't want your negative,
So get it out of here!
We're 1-800-zombies,
And we just wanna party!
So get all on the floor,
Come on and grab somebody!
Positive, you jerk!
Positive, oh my god!
Negative! what?
No, not negative.
Yeahh, just kidding!
Okay, good, alright you jew
What? yeah, okay!
You're still black!
Posi!
 

Come on, baby, get it started
Turn that switch, you stupid bitch
The power button- it is somethin' that I like to hit
It's kinda sick, but baby don't you get it
I want to be hitched, you're the one I've always wanted
I just hope my controller fits
Nintendo 64, you're the one that I adore
But you will always be my baby and my first kinda score
But you know me baby, I'm always shoppin' around for more
'Cause everbody knows that I'm a Nintendo whore
 

dont call me a horse
im a unicorn
mystical, magical, mysterious
not plain
got wings like pegasus and a nice white coat
i grant wishes and prance in the rain
u n I c o r n That’s unicorn
im a unicorn
8000 bc
noahs ark wasnt built before me
im friends with dragons, bob saget
you think I’m not real?
full house! I’m in the background, fool!
eatin grass all day, party all night
ill grant your wish
right before your eyes
im hiding in your hills
eating your apples
drinking water
writing facts on your snapples
 

innercourse
times two
times three
times 1 800 zombie
1800 zombie is our name
gameboy color is our game
we Ain’t doing this for fame
just to let you know our aim
feeling fresh and feeling funky
we're hip hops controlling junkies
we can dance if you got unhunk
even if your cute and junky
cant you feel the vibe we send
when you're all with your friends
in the clubs in ya'll mercedes benz
dancin till the night ends
 

Clap your hands
Pump it, twenty times then switch
Keep it up now, don't you quit
Pump it, twenty times then switch
Keep it up now, don't you quit
Pump it, twenty times then switch
Keep it up now, don't you quit
Pump it, twenty times then switch
Keep it up now, don't you quit
Lunges, push-ups, lunges, push-ups
Now work them hips
Lunges, push-ups, lunges, push-ups
Now work them hips
Don't be fat and go for it
Don't be fat and go for it
It's a workout plan
It's a workout plan
It's a workout plan
It's a workout plan
Come on now and clap your hands
Lunges, push-ups, lunges, push-ups, lunges, push-ups
Now work them hips
Lunges, push-ups, lunges, push-ups
Work it now, work it now
It's a workout plan
It's a workout plan
It's a workout plan
Pump it, pump it, pump it up